ARE U A MICROBIOLOGIST???

• If you avoid salad bars on campus because you know specifically what the coliform count is for that week.

• If you yell at the doctor for prescribing antibiotics to you after diagnosing you with a cold.

• If talk about Koch’s postulates and wonder why people giggle.

• If you’ve wondered what LB broth tastes like.

• If you’ve actually drank LB broth, because you were curious.

• If you follow disease outbreaks with more enthusiasm than your favorite sport.

• If you bet on said disease outbreaks.

• If, when you look into your storage fridge, you find drinks right next to plates of salmonella.

• If you think that the inventor of parafilm was more of a genius than Einstein.

• If you’ve ever streaked a plate of Strep with your initials

• If you remember Latin species names easier than your friends’ names.

• If you have a personalized lab coat.

• If you get pissed when someone else uses your lab coat..[only when da time i wanna use it]
  

• If you can roughly guess the bacteria by the colony morphology.

• If you know what ‘colony morphology means.

• If can self-diagnose food poisoning due to the amount of time between eating and symptoms.
• If you open ordinary bottles using your little finger
  

• If you start calling the colonies you've plated: "My babies"!

• If you wondering if its possible to autoclave everything in your house

p/s: microbiologist wannabe~~~~ :D

arinih mmg aku sgt bengang~!!! myb owg akn ckp

"ala, bnda kcik je pn tu pn nk mara2~"

tah lar..aku bkn owg len, sbb tu aku xkt cmtu...

haishh~~

penat jek aku dtg mggu lps nk wat kad atm bwu..

da la rmi owg, kna tggu lme plak tu.. da bazir tenage n mase aku jek~!!!

skali ptg td aku g ar bank tu blk..

ingtkn da siap la kad atm aku tu since da seminggu kn...

skali owg tu tnye kt aku...

"adik ingt x aritu adk wat kt kaunter mne??"

for da 1st tym aku brkate [lbeh kpd mngutuk skit lar...]

'motif tnye wt kt kaunter mne?? xkn kowg tade save dlm sistem komputer kowg??'

disbbkn aku da brtenggek agk lme kt kaunter tu brader tu suh aku dduk dlu

'nk dduk mne klo da rmi owg n kwusi sume ade owg dduk?? sengal tol~'

aku mseh lg ngn monolog dlaman aku...

tp aku still brsangke baek sbb aku ingt brader tu kot2 la dok cri2 kad atm aku tu ke...

skali ble pggl name aku blk, dye tnye plak kt aku...

"adik kompem ke wat kad tu kt kaunter nih??"

'lorhhh...motif tnye aku soklan cmtu??'

dlm aty aku dok lg brkate2.... pastu aku pn jwb lar...

"ermmmm,sy pn xsure plak la...mybe kaunter seblah kot. tp yg pasti owg yg uruskn tu pmpuan lar...."

so brader tu pn suh aku tggu jap n dye pn brpndh ke kaunter seblah dok mncri2 borang aku...

cessss~~!! upenye borg yg aku isi tu tade kt dowg... motif hilang???

aku pn tggu la kt ctu tgk brader tu punggah2 tmp tu crik borg aku...

'motif kowg smpn borg2 sume cmtu?? letak kt bwh keyboard jew plak tu..mau x ilangnye~ bongok tol!!!'

mse tu mmg kesabaran aku da mkin menipis da lar...tp sabo lg, kewl lg~

pstu brader tu tnye gk la kt mmber2 dye kaunter len.. sume tade pn borg aku.....

"ermmm,adik btol x ingt sape yg adik brurusan tym tu??"

'watpe sy nk ingt plak?? slalu plak sy dtg cni bang oii~ motif sy nk ingt muke staff2 cnih???'

dlm aty aku da mngutuk2 ag servis bank nih...

byk tol dosa aku rinih dok ngutuk owg len..haishhh~~~

pstu brader tu pn give up crik borg aku...

"adik g kaunter dpn tu blk, mintak borg nk wat kad bru sbb kad hilang...adik isi n bli setem hasil sepongget pstu dtg cni blk yerk~"

saat aku mndgr ayat suruhan dye tu trase sperti cm ade petir yg memanah otak aku~~

'yo brader!!! lu tgk kt cni ade brape rmi umat?? sowg due je ke?? pstu ko nk suh aku bli lg la setem hasil tu??? salah staff yg ilangkn borg aku so aku kna byar lg lar?? mangkuk tingkat jamban tol kowg nih~!!! cmni ke kowg wat keje ngn servis yg tah pape???'

aku ase tym tu mmg muke aku merah padam sbb thn marah!!!!

aku taw klo aku hambur maki kt ctu mmg kompem aku kna cop biadap...

so aku thn ag smpi aku kua
dri bank tu...

muke aku xyah ckp la ase cm ayam telan kapur sireh kot.... masam semasam masam nye~!! smpi aku ase otot muke aku cm lenguh sbb muke aku masam sgt~~~~

tym tu, bewuang ajk g 7e jap nk bli air... aku pn menonong je la folow dye...

bewuang blikn slurrpee tok co0l down kn aku~~ huhu2..seb bek ade bewuang~~ klo x aku ase mmg aku da hambur sume makian aku td...

ape punye sistem la yg dowg pki?? xphm tol aku...

sbb tu aku mmg xsuke gne servis bank nih... aku gne pn sbb trpkse sbb scholar msk kt dlm akaun bank nih...

klo x aku terminate jek akaun aku kt bank nih... HUHHHH~!!!!

yg aku xphmnye, sistem dowg kuno gle~

apsal dowg x save data dri borg tu msk sistem komputer??

komputer dpn dowg tu wat perhiasan je ke???

da la nk apply wat kad bru tu leceh gle... aku wat kad atm bank cimb kejap jek..wat tym tu aritu gk dpt wlaopn kna byr 12 hengget tp servis puas aty gk lar~

aku bengang arinih smpi wosak mood aku~ haishhh....

i'm truly a short temper girl...so if there's anybody can't really stand it so dun be near me whenever i'm in it...it is for ur own good~!! hik3.. :D

salam... skang nih aku kt umah, kt dpn tv smbil ditemani ngn mama aku yg sng bace paper n tomey yg ng titon kt dpn lappy aku nih..kenyang da kot, lappy plak panas... hik3~ seda x seda da msk taon 2010.. huhu2~ cptnye mase berlalu.... aigo0oo~~~ da tue asenye diri nih..hak3~ tp still jiwe tetap muda.. agagagagaga~~~

siang td kua ngn mama n kak yatie g jusco, aku yg drive~ hik3.. tp mak aihh,rminye umat~~~ huhu2...pdhal ktowg g jusco tu cm tade tujuan je pn.. hak3~las2 kua blk pn xbli pape pn... hua3~

smlm plak lg jenuh...g ikot mama n kak yatie g kedai2 mak andam hape la, butik2 kawen tu lar~penin2 pale aku..xphm mnda pn~ tp aku maleh la nk mnyibuk..hnye brsuara ble pndapat ku diperlukn.. hak3~ yg len2 tu bio akk aku pk sndri lar~~ hua3...


keh2,pale aku da penin nih.. huhu~ mao g men game dlu lar.. hak3~ daaaaaa~~~