ARE U A MICROBIOLOGIST???

• If you avoid salad bars on campus because you know specifically what the coliform count is for that week.

• If you yell at the doctor for prescribing antibiotics to you after diagnosing you with a cold.

• If talk about Koch’s postulates and wonder why people giggle.

• If you’ve wondered what LB broth tastes like.

• If you’ve actually drank LB broth, because you were curious.

• If you follow disease outbreaks with more enthusiasm than your favorite sport.

• If you bet on said disease outbreaks.

• If, when you look into your storage fridge, you find drinks right next to plates of salmonella.

• If you think that the inventor of parafilm was more of a genius than Einstein.

• If you’ve ever streaked a plate of Strep with your initials

• If you remember Latin species names easier than your friends’ names.

• If you have a personalized lab coat.

• If you get pissed when someone else uses your lab coat..[only when da time i wanna use it]
  

• If you can roughly guess the bacteria by the colony morphology.

• If you know what ‘colony morphology means.

• If can self-diagnose food poisoning due to the amount of time between eating and symptoms.
• If you open ordinary bottles using your little finger
  

• If you start calling the colonies you've plated: "My babies"!

• If you wondering if its possible to autoclave everything in your house

p/s: microbiologist wannabe~~~~ :D

huk3~~~ stat2 tulih jek twus aku down... siryes aku down gle arini~ penat jek aku nk wat keje arini.. *damnn*[tp ofkos la g lmbt, tade mknenye nk g klas tepat pd waktunye tok mggu prtame nih.. hak3~] okeyh~ stat2 bgn pagi tu g klas kol 8 tp tetap tade klas... even aku da rancang nk watpe arinih kt dlm lab.... siryes~ tp,sumenye brmula pd waktu ptg... huk3~~

pas solat zohor, aku pn brsiap2 la nk ke lab tok mneruskn usaha murni extraction tu... tp.... tp..... tp.......... lab plak BRKUNCI~!!!! *damnnn!!!* wahhhh...geramnye aku~~~penat jek aku dtg lab awl... huk2~~~ mse tu mmg aku da stat down da... tape2, brthan dila brtahan~~ huhu2.. maka jari jemari aku laju jek mnaip mesej kpd kak syu n kak ain [akk2 master lab aku..] dan x lupe juge kpd encik alias [pmbntu makmal lab ku...]~

tp....tp....tp.....skali lg tp encik alias CUTI plak~~~~~ waaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~~ kak syu plak xdtg ptg td da..huhu2~ maka harapan aku tggl kak ain jek..ble hp ku mngeluarkn bunyi lagu kesha-tik t0k sgera aku mmbce sprti mkn megi segera lagaknye~ huhu2... *phewwww* twus aku menarik nafas lega sbb kak ain ade ag..dye g kafe bli air jap~~ huhu2... tp trpkse la mnunggu dye jap..maka aku pn g ar lepak2 lab besa jap pstu g jalan2 lar hape lar... cm owg x tentu arah jek aku nih~~ hak3..

ble lab da bkk plak aku nk gne mesin centrifuge tp mesin centrifuge yg aku gne dlu kt lab 3142 da di pndhkn tp aku tataw kt mne plak.. tnye pmbntu mkmal pn cm tataw plak~!! DOWN!!!!!! cmne aku nk wat keje klo aku tade mesin tu...*arghhhhhhh* siryes aku down gler.... keje aku byk ag nih... owg len sume nk ciap da aku plak trhegeh2 ag.... demmmm~~~!!

disbbkn aku xleh nk wat keje disbbkn tade mesin + mo0d aku da tunggang trbalik..i'm seek for my best advisor~~ wlaopn dye cm sbnrnye nk mara tp still dye cool down kn aku... ble aku da tenang skit aku tnye la dye mcm2, smbg mcm2... pengalaman yg dye ade sgt mmbantu aku~!! thanx kak ain~~~~!!!! :D

after having a long conversation wif her, i start to regain back my confidence in doing my lab work~~ hopefully i manage to settle everything in diz short tyme~~~

dengan ini diumumkan....

=tsunami telah reda=

hak3...means aku dh ok lar..nyaaa~~

smlm merupakn lab tdr yg trakhir... weee~~~
huk..lab partner aku yg besh iaitu james n jing jing..gonna mish u guyz~~!! [cm xjmpe dh je pasnih.. hak3]

tym lab tdr ktowg sume g MGI atau malaysia genome insitute atau institut genom malaysia.
kt sne ktowg didedahkn ngn hi-tech equipments yg harganye kte bleh dpt berbijik2 rumah banglo atau kete h0nda civic...

sesape yg xde kenderaan sndri nek bus n yg ade tu bwk le sndri pnye..sbb dh xdtg blk kt cgat tu... maka dgn itu ktowg nih yg semmgnye minah rempit nek je la moto bramai2 konvoi g MTDC~~

equipment kt sne mostly baru2 pnye..[ktowg gne yg lme jek kt cgat tu...]
bilangan tok stu2 jenis mesin tu byk..n ade mcm2 brand~
kebyknnye buatan US, UK n swiss~~!! [mne de buatan malaysia... malaysia xjmpe ag techno cm barat...]

ktowg jalan2 je dlm tu smbil diberi skit taklimat n maklumat sal equipments dlm tu la...
ade mesin DNA sequencing, PCR, n freezer die pn besa gabak ah.. klo aku msk pn muat kot.. hik2.. even nk purify protein pn ade gk.. [ni la gnenye ade hi-tech..memudahkn keje2 kte~]


b4 msk lab tu ktowg sje2 tgkp gmbr kt lua tu...nih pix sume kosmate aku [girls only maa~~]
---> dak2 laki tgk jek kt seblah ngn dengkinye~~!! hak3..

ble aku tgk keadaan kt sne... mak aihh~~sepah gler!! aku trpk cmne dowg leh keje dlm keadaan cmnih?? tp ble aku tgk bilik aku blk..hik2..lbey kurang jek~!! hak3...

ermmm...ble fikir blk,aku ase aku mmg seswai keje dlm lab jek~ aku xbrape ske kna pns terik [kononnye takot itam pdhal aku mmg susa burn pn..hik2] tp aku sng kna sun stroke..sng penin2 ble kna terik jek!! aku xske research sgt tp aku ske men ngn culture bacteria [tu bkn mainan lar!!!]

so,arap2 kte sume dpt jd microbiologist pas graduate nti~~ aminn~~!!!