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ARE U A MICROBIOLOGIST???

• If you avoid salad bars on campus because you know specifically what the coliform count is for that week.

• If you yell at the doctor for prescribing antibiotics to you after diagnosing you with a cold.

• If talk about Koch’s postulates and wonder why people giggle.

• If you’ve wondered what LB broth tastes like.

• If you’ve actually drank LB broth, because you were curious.

• If you follow disease outbreaks with more enthusiasm than your favorite sport.

• If you bet on said disease outbreaks.

• If, when you look into your storage fridge, you find drinks right next to plates of salmonella.

• If you think that the inventor of parafilm was more of a genius than Einstein.

• If you’ve ever streaked a plate of Strep with your initials

• If you remember Latin species names easier than your friends’ names.

• If you have a personalized lab coat.

• If you get pissed when someone else uses your lab coat..[only when da time i wanna use it]
  

• If you can roughly guess the bacteria by the colony morphology.

• If you know what ‘colony morphology means.

• If can self-diagnose food poisoning due to the amount of time between eating and symptoms.
• If you open ordinary bottles using your little finger
  

• If you start calling the colonies you've plated: "My babies"!

• If you wondering if its possible to autoclave everything in your house

p/s: microbiologist wannabe~~~~ :D